Ready for some hard-hitting political analysis from the bloated xerox of a Hot-Topic-at-Jersey-shore-infused Eddie Vedder? Too fucking bad, you’re getting it anyway.
Scott Stapp is disappointed in Obama, and that can only mean one thing: Mitt Romney is our robot savior, here to take our most powerful corporate rapacious-profiteers (I mean “job creators”) to the promised land on the north shores of planet Kolob. There are worse ways for Mr. Arms Wide Open to hitch a ride on the batshit train.
Guess this presidential race is over, kids!
