Here’s the good news: Them Crooked Vultures are in fact playing the previously reported show at the Metro in Chicago this sunday. They do in fact plan to tour very soon; we’ve confirmed immediate plans with an opening act we can’t announce yet. Their album is in fact coming very soon.
Here’s the totally fucked up news: The promo poster and YouTube clip we presented yesterday are fake; both seem to be part of an elaborate hoax staged by that kid wax on the Rekords Rekords forum, who may or may not be part of a band called Dirk Diggler And The 12 Dwarves. We’d link to their MySpace with the song from the promo video, but fuck them.
So the release date is not necessarily October 23rd. The album title is not Never Deserved The Future. Also, wax and his buddies are a bunch of testicle eaters.