OK, first things first. TMZ reports that Kurupt will be performing with Dre & Snoop at Coachella, along with Warren G and Daz Dillinger as previously reported. The reports that Eminem would be included in this all-star ensemble have been called into question.
Now we enter the Twilight Zone. Using the same technology that let Mariah Carey perform in 5 different locations simultaneously last year (man, how did we not make fun of that?), a HOLOGRAM of the late Nate Dogg will be performing onstage as well.
Update: Tupac too. What the hell?
We’ll be leaving for Coachella tonight via hoverboards and portal guns, because it’s obviously the future.