At a star-studded benefit concert at New York City’s Carnegie Hall on Tuesday, the crowd was subjected to musical performances Meryl Streep, Bruno Mars, Jennifer Hudson and Sting, who organized the show in aid of his Rainforest Fund.
Just as the collective lot was dozing off or shuffling quietly for the exits to power up the defibrillators and heat pads to get their cardiopulmonary systems going again, Sir Elton John took to the stage and proceeded to pretend to put his ancient queen peen inside of former stripper and actor Channing Tatum. Like so:
So sexy.
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