Hey you guys! Check out all the ART! Here’s Stefani Germanotta hugging crystals and taping dildo cones to her eyes and rolling around on the floor and bending over in a forest and totally fucking jacking Jay Z’s milking of the Abramovic method. Because art. Because you don’t understand art. There’s no new music here, by the way. Just droning. Endless retarded droning.
Guess whose new album is going to flop harder than Mormonism in the internet age? This shit makes me want to go back to high school and beat the piss out of every art teacher and parent who insisted that everything their kids shit onto a piece of paper was magnificent.
